Love Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen? Here are his best quotes from House Rules

Hilarious moments from hit TV show, House Rules

Known for his quirky quotes and flamboyant suits, House Rules’ Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s one-liners are having us in stitches this season. Here are some of LLB’s funniest quotes so far.

1. Bathroom disappointment

Aaron and Daniella’s tropical-inspired home left LLB feeling flat after seeing the monotone bathroom.

“I feel like I’ve been mauled by a beige sheep!” How does #LLB come up with this stuff?! 😂 #HouseRules
— #HouseRules (@HouseRulesOn7) June 4, 2017

2. All suited up

His suit was the centre of attention when delivering his scores on the 24-hour fix up challenge at Home Base.

“Do not be fooled about the fact that I seem to be wearing my aunt’s sofa” #LLB is in judge mode! #HouseRules
— #HouseRules (@HouseRulesOn7) June 11, 2017

3. Farm vibes

LLB wasn’t a fan of Aaron and Daniella’s ensuite which was created by Fiona and Nicole.

“The rustic sliding door made by hairy old peasants”… Oh, #LLB! 😂 #HouseRules
— #HouseRules (@HouseRulesOn7) June 4, 2017

4. Celebrity chic

Troy and Bec’s Kim Kardashian-inspired bedroom left LLB with only one thing to say…

"I have no idea who this cash cardigan is" #kimkardashian #LLB 😂 https://t.co/fRbXYtMnsZ
— Channel 7 (@Channel7) May 21, 2017

5. Colour play

Andrew and Jono’s retro WA home was bright. Very, very bright.

"I feel like I've been hit around the face with a rainbow" #LLB #houserules
— Home Beautiful (@Home_Beautiful) May 14, 2017

Want to get to know Laurence better? In our video, he share his thoughts on popular styles, rooms to renovate and places to go. Watch it now.

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